I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

by CaptAhab June 6, 2013

Apprentice

Usually preceded by The, The Apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental institute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. Donald Trump tells them they're fired and they go back to the institute.

"Last week on The Apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at McDonald's, so Danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseballs into a hole in a piece of cardboard. Did you see it?"

"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."

by ABOUT TO GET SUED BY DONALD TRUMP March 12, 2005

appreciahating

To express ill sentiment or dislike toward a person, place, or thing by using the term "bad sex". (As made popular by http://thegoodsexblog.blogspot.com)

"Man, this movie is bad sex."
"Dude, stop appreciahating."

by Jack Yeah October 1, 2008

Approciate

To have an inappropriate appreciation for something belonging to another, or an act done by somebody else.

Carl: Gee, Lora, I really approciate your amazing and large breasts.
Lora: Awe, thanks Carl, you're the sweetest!

by Boobs_McGrath June 23, 2016

we appreciate a good tail end

When one likes a good 'bell' end of a penis

we appreciate a good tail end on our men it defines a good bell
DING DONG

by daniel smithersz November 12, 2007

apprecibate

To grant someone sexual favors in return for doing something nice for you, but only in sincere appreciation, not out of guilt.

Thanks for taking me to the concert now let me apprecibate you!

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

Bestie appreciation thingy

What you use when you want to show you love your bestie or besties (you can have more then one just so you know) to the ends of the world and beyond

Bestie appreciation thingy, what ever season it is edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!luv u all to the moon and the center who knows I think something or other lol

by Jefy721466 September 25, 2019