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sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.
by Tack January 24, 2006
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Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.
by Swearengin August 27, 2012
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Rotten Apple

A song by prominent Seattle-based alternative rock and metal band Alice in Chains. Rotten Apple was recorded in 1993 and is the opening track of Alice in Chains' 1994 EP, Jar of Flies. It is regarded by many Alice In Chains fans as one of their finer songs, and by some to be one of the standout tracks coming out of the alternative movement of the early 1990's.
"I really like that song Rotten Apple."
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 24, 2014
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Apple syndrome

When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.

In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012
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Apple Fanboy

A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).
Joe's such an Apple Fanboy... he's gotten a Trashcan Mac Pro inside him.
by whackedman March 6, 2018
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catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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Applebees

Noun - A restraunt that is popular and recieves a lot of business. Often stressing employees and overworking them. Service is slow and tempers run high, with employees all identities by being forced to wear name-tags that say, "Hi Neighbor ____Their Name____ I'M APPLEBEES"

They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).

Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.
John Doe: "I ate at Applebees last night."
by Former Employee February 11, 2006
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