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saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015
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falling apples

The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick
"His apples are falling." The falling apples described refer to dropping testes.
by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017
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punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
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Rotten Apples

A nick name for the drug neurontins
Hey buddy you got any rotten apples for sell
by Llamagirlbooboo October 7, 2017
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Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
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johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar
God there's johny AppleSteed
by His daddy January 25, 2018
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Brenda Apples

A country mom who is your favorite in the neighborhood Because she always gives you food.
Girl: Hey is Brenda Apples home?
Boy: yeah she just made me a sandwich
by Pearl Macintosh February 5, 2018
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