Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.

You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!

by Dafunk June 20, 2022

Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023

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by xombi3 September 19, 2023

Arab alert

when federal law enforcement agencies are filled in when there are Arabs in the area and to watch them because they commit the highest proportion of terrorist attacks.

The Arab alert made them the only white minority with no billionaires in America.

by Coop Dupe April 6, 2020

dumb bitch alert

an unintelligent human being

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT

by spicytacotree September 17, 2019