Cap alert

When a person lies have been detected

Tyrique rell speeding bai hmmm cap alert yh

by Esco Tha Great January 29, 2019

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

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by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 16, 2021

curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024