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Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose
I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.
by Sportysnake November 19, 2020
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Adult Channel

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2022
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adults

adutls are people who boss you and if your parents then boss your whole life. adults can be nice and buy you things but are mosty annouying,rude,nice,kind,caring and more. if you want more explaintion go to goggle and search it it you big baby.
adults are the best!
by grizzybear10 November 6, 2020
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dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum
by cjiblue December 12, 2022
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Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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Adult-minor

An adult-minor is used in a text, such as someone older than the victim of someone who is 10+ years less than them.
Grandpa of catholicity of the gay children: I’m lonely, no one likes me.

Victim: it’s okay, I think you’re pretty.

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: how old are you?

Victim: I’m 21 years old

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: I’m 34 years old, would you be with me.

Victim: Ofc

Victim is an adult-minor, due to the fact of them being 10 years less than them, therefore the grandpa of catholicity of catholic gay children is a adult-minor hitter.
by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022
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