Asian Contagion

A strong attraction to Asian women. It may be either short lived or a chronic condition.

That bar last night gave me the Asian Contagion. That place was Thai heaven!

by TheRealCubert December 24, 2009

asian adam

Crazy screaming naked man that sees everything in a wide-screen view. He seems incoherent and like he's babbling but he is communicating with his many flying ninja forces in another language so as to not strike so much fear into your heart that you die of a heart attack while he takes over the known world with his co-conspirator who happens to be a wanna be Asian but is really only a white guy with a little dick.

That dude is about to go Asian Adam on your ass.

by minionofasianadam February 3, 2010

asian fetish

Refers to the strong attraction to asians, most prevelant in caucasian males. Although asian girls have A's in more than just grades: what they lack in boobs, they make up for in beauty. Usually exotic and petite, guys don't necessarily feel superior but more masculine around them, only adding to this.

She told me she had a long and hard homework assignment ahead of her but after she was done "doing" it, she'd "do" something else long and hard--which not only greatly increased my penis size temporarily when she followed through, but my asian fetish as well.

After quizzing my asian friend in her room, alone, I told her she'd score on the upcoming test, and she responded with "now you get to score on me"-- my asian fetish had never been more.

by amgoldberg December 31, 2005

asian fail

To obtain a mark in scholastic pursuits of less than an A.

I totally asian failed differential equations.

by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009

Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you

dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!

by bmnp December 28, 2010

Asian Five

The term used to describe a subject choice of Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Calculus and Statistics. Originating in New Zealand from the large number of Asian students that come on exchanges with the intent of doing Medicine.

"What classes are you taking for school next year?"
"The Asian Five"

"Jerry's going to have a tough year this year - he's doing the Asian Five."

by TessaSalem October 11, 2009

Asian Parents

if you don't respect them you get shout at but not white americans or other race
they slap you or punish you if you get bad grades
they want you to be a doctor

something every asian kid has to go through in there life
but asia makes better food them america(true)

My Asian Parents said I will be punished if I get bad grades

by Subscribe to sushi4u2 October 12, 2017