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Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !
i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!
by multiwank November 3, 2009
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PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
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Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.
I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!
by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014
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Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.
Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.
by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021
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Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
by haybarner January 22, 2010
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wank mirage

When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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