Goofy Goober

A Goofy Goober is someone with a Christmas hat on at McDonalds.
Look a that guy sitting there with his Christmas hat on in McDonalds. That’s a Goofy Goober for sure
by Lil Knowledge June 19, 2023
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Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
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Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.
Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022
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Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car
“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”
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Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.
by Cjstaple May 5, 2019
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