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A Cluster Fuck 

A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
The U.S. conduct of the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
A Cluster Fuck by SammyPex January 1, 2009

fuck a brick 

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse
"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

Fuck A Nut 

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.
I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!
Fuck A Nut by NutSacker July 23, 2002

lord fuck a duck 

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.
Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

fuck a doodle do 

means to be surprised or can be used for sarcasm
i am your long lost brother

well fuck a doodle do