Clayton Gordon

clayton gordon is a good man who is homo or gay he likes acting like a cat and a girl

clayton gordon was on his feet acting like a cat

by clayton gordon babeee April 26, 2022

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.

Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010

The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022

Will Gordon

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.

“Get bodied”-Will Gordon

by Qwerhah January 16, 2019

Flashy Gordon

Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.

Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!

by MoganB January 27, 2021