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Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.
"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by LD1216\ September 29, 2021
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net shaming

when you take a picture of someone (or your pet) after they did something bad or wrong, and post it online for others to see and learn from.
after mary was caught eating from the trash, josh took a photo of his dog and the mess, then posted it online net shaming mary for eating from the garbage.
by morguul January 6, 2014
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net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
mugGet the net kidmug.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.
"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."
by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024
mugGet the Nettingmug.

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
Bro your just her net
by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016
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It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
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