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God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings
God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most
It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.

Ann's holes 

That nasty type of holes you gotta give a goood smellin too
Clayton saw Ann last night after some drinks he smelled Ann's holes
Ann's holes by Ct jomes November 18, 2017

McHebe's 

Noun.- A historic bar in Nassau County, Long Island. Before it's impromptu closure in 2006, It's patronage was made up of almost entirely of Hofstra kids.

Among it's most memorable achievements were it's 80's happy hour with free beer, sorority lingerie party's, celebrity guest appearances, and white trash wednesdays.

Legend has it that it was named because a Long Island Jew and an Irish guy teamed up to create the ultimate college bar.

For anyone who is a HU alum, or lived within a 20 mile radius know that it may have possibly been the best bar in the history of bars.
I just moved into off campus housing and it's sick because it's only three blocks from McHebe's.
McHebe's by CT Blueshirt August 6, 2007

That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

Pavlov's dogging 

The act of conditioning another person to react in a certain way based on your providing stimulus.
I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.
Pavlov's dogging by halcyonyear November 20, 2010