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Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
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Fox Ratio

The proportion of attractive women to all women present in a given situation.
What's the fox ratio like at your work?" "It's pretty good actually."
by Me, me, me! May 6, 2011
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Bean ratio

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.
"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."
by Isakisafag February 19, 2015
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Ratio

when you want to see other peoples opinions on a post,comment; usually by saying "ratio" and then replying/reacting with "L" or "W".
Hey man! Let's go ratio Charli on her new post! Honestly, I think it's a MAJOR L!
by bitches be bonkers - jamal April 14, 2022
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Fantastic Ratio

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.
"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi
by Perth Comics August 3, 2022
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Ratio

When a doctor brings you a note that says “sike John this isn’t a real thing my phone autocorrected tattoo to ratio and I just played along with it” hahahah you bitch
Leo: wanna see my ratio

John: what’s a ratio?
by Get played May 18, 2021
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AN OLO RATIO

When you have an ANOL and an ANOLO which is AN OLO you take a measurement.
The ratio of OPEN MOUTH CIRCUMFERENCE to OPEN ASSHOLE CIRCUMFERENCE is AN OLO RATIO. THERE are two AN OLO RATIOS as the reciprocal is such. To be clear it is ONOL/ONOLO = OPENED MOUTH/OPENED ASSHOLE and the reciprocal is ONOLO/ONOL = OPENED ASSHOLE/OPENED MOUTH , the reciprocal is always the ONOLO on TOP = OPENED ASSHOLE on TOP.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
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