A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?
Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025

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by InkLovesWushu January 20, 2020

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
by journytou February 17, 2020

1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.
by Co0che man July 17, 2024
