Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.

Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY August 31, 2021

Sirachi Eye

When you are using siracha sauce and get it all over your fingers and then touch your eye ball with out washing it off. Your eye then becomes red, swollen, and begins burning like the pits of hell.

Jacob"Juicysnake" wiped his face after using siracha as lube and now he has Sirachi Eye

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

four eyes

Insult against people with glasses. Commonly found on children's playgrounds or schoolyards.

Out of the way four eyes!

by WILODR January 30, 2023

Eye Gouger

There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013

Guy1:" Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2:"Yeah,it was a real eye gouger".

by judge dredd7 July 18, 2013

eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice

it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped

by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009