Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Mirado Black Warrior

A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Men in Black Men

A spoof gay porn movie starring Wilhelm Schmidt and Tommy Lee Bones.

Last night Bill came over and we watched Men in Black Men

by Jap Sy January 2, 2018

black people of asia

Filipinos.

"Filipinos, are like-- the black people of Asia.." -Donald Glover Childish Gambino

"Wow! You're like the black people of Asia!"

by afilipinomotherfucker November 19, 2017

black tungy slave

Black person that has no rights and should kill himself in a ditch,

You are a fucking black tungy slave

by Zozo is a bitch June 19, 2018

black hole belly

The seemingly insatiable hunger arising from the ingestion of magical herbs. When the world is your battle field and the esophagus is your only weapon.

person 1: OMNOMNOMNOM ...fuuuuuuuuck, dude.... OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

person 2: looks like you've got quite the case of black hole belly

by andy_kung_asskicker December 23, 2009

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011