tracker mom

A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.

My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.

by Emperor and Empress December 27, 2023

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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

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Your mom

unfunny insult used by 8th graders.

person 1: your argument sucks.
person 2: your mom lol

by fredbear fazbear January 2, 2024

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BEST MOM EVER!

Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks Mom!

this is for you to make a last minute mothers day gift just press the "get the BEST MOM EVER! mug" button

by Creator of zel terms January 3, 2024

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your mom

The name of the blog for the outdoor entertainment website rockfight.co.

Did you see that AI generated article about mountain biking on YOUR MOM the other day?

YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy. (how outdoorsy is she?). YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy...uh...because it's a blog about outdoorsy stuff.

by BJ McHenry January 10, 2024

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