Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

chises of sleese

when you go to mcdonalds and order a hamburger with 50 chises of sleese.

ch-isis of sl-ee-se

I went to McDonalds and got a hamburger with 50 chises of sleese

by rifflestherufflet December 30, 2022

Wizard’s Sleeve

When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”

Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.

“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”

by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023

On the sleeve

(Figure of speech) to procure something, usually drugs, for free with the understanding that it will be paid for later. ; A front.

“Yo bovice can I get that 8 ball on the sleeve.”

by Tmay999 March 2, 2023

South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.

“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag

by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023