Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

Job

a really really scary curse word. scarier than the swear word Peter Ruette

Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs

by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Rave job

The act of getting/giving a handjob while at a rave

Yo this bitch just gave me a rave job at the excision concert

by poopnip September 7, 2018