Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.

Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)

by AdamBnj June 26, 2021

Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

Z Job

A guy wearing a zebra costume that performs oral sex and hand job to other guys.

I don't like regular shmegular jobs, I perfer Z jobs

by CarpetMuncher7 July 5, 2021

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.

Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job

by BigGrinder August 14, 2022