Serving Meat

The male alternative version of serving cunt

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!

by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024

meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Meat King

A gay pimp
A gay prostitute
A pimp of a gay prostitute

“Yo where do you get all your money”
“I’m a meat king”
“Oh sick dude, so you prostitute women”
“Not exactly...”

by UrMumIsMySlave June 3, 2018

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

Meat Krob

Refers to a really nasty vagina.

That hooker has a serious Meat Krob!

by BeckasaurusRex May 4, 2010

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022