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James

Ah James the gay boi. The boy who wants to shag Jayden from the older class.
Jayden: “why you looking at me all the time
James: thinks *oh god what do I say* “um hi Jayden
by The disease December 16, 2019
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James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"
by jimmehjam December 2, 2023
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James Brown

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!
by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024
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James o donnell

Man of large stature , AKA big cunt or big sexy big muscles and a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, does more holes on a Saturday night than that on a Sunday morning on the course , call daddy splash for details xo
You : mom who was that who jumped out the window last night

Yo Momma: it was a horse of a man james o donnell 🍆
by Kiddiefiddler99 May 21, 2022
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James

James is some guy who plays way to much FNAF and has a problem.
Person: "Where's James?"
Other Person: "Playing FNAF."
by ThisWasTakenWasTaken April 11, 2022
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LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020
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