Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

Green FN

a phrase used when you shoot a basketball knowing its going to go in

person 1: "Green FN!"
person 2: "bro you airballed"

by ajthesungod on soundcloud April 12, 2024

The green revolution

Some cool shit WHICH DID improve the human condition

Alexa: The green revolution did not improve the human condition.

Rae: Now thinks women shouldnt have the freedom of expression.

by Grasseaterultra February 21, 2022

green doiley

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.

I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!

by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018

Play for Greens

Being in competition with a person where there prize is his or hers green card or visa.

Hey Jorge do you want to play for greens? Si!

by American citizens December 31, 2022

Green Day

The greatest rock band in the world forever.

Person 1: American Idiot by Green Day is the greatest album ever made.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.

by Thorn (like the letter) April 4, 2024