notch on my belt

When you have sexual intercourse with a new person

I went to the bar last night and brought some slut home and added a notch on my belt

by Karma Police Officer February 5, 2012

pimp my ride

MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."

Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!

by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005

Piss in my hand

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

by E Dellz July 6, 2009

tits on my dick

extremely cool

"i was playing cod mw2 last night dude, i got a 25 killstreak and got the nuke... it was so tits on my dick dude"

by titsonmydick March 4, 2010

Trim my Bush

When you trim your vagina hair into a tissue and throw it in your roommates trash can and allow it to get on the bed.

Sandy: Danny will you trim my bush into the tissue?
Danny: Why yes Sandy, I would be honored. Afterward, I will give you a mustache ride on your newly trimmed vagina.

by Sandy Jinkels November 19, 2007

Slob my nob

Suck my dick

Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to yo ass.
Shaneefa: NIGGA what you talkin' about.
You: You trippin' bitch. Slob my nob.

by Nick D February 7, 2003

My Dying Bride

1) The leaders of the Doom Metal sub-genre.
2) Best. Band. Ever.

My Dying Bride fucking own

by Daemon June 26, 2003