cock clamp

Cock clamp. Is a good tight pussy at the beginning of incursion. Then the bitch clamps down and you can pull out. Now you a daddy.

Bro. She pulled a cock clamp on me!! Now I'm stuck paying child support..

by Cock clamp March 8, 2019

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Cock mæster

The ultra sex level for veterans in sex

That guy that fucked my girl was definitely a cock mæster he was thrusting about 4 times a second

by The guy friend March 11, 2019

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

cock cheek

the ache of facial muscles and cheeks associated with performing a blow job

I got a major case of cock cheek after pleasuring my husband.

by helpful terminology June 13, 2018

Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018