Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala April 01, 2018

rage box

when a person is so angered they cant even talk to anyone else except scream at themslevs

Did yo u see her?
Ya man she was a rage box all day

by Urmom740 January 03, 2018

danger box

That vagina you KNOW has a lot of disease.

Dude I can't believe you raw dogged that chick, she's got a danger box man.

by Rouxrice May 28, 2023

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 25, 2017

Box Art

A tattoo in or near the vagina

"Daaaaaamn that stripper had some weird ass box art"
-Dan

by ComputerScienceFaggot November 08, 2016

nigga box

A McDonald’s Happy meal

I’m getting me a nigga box from up the street.

by Theonethatdefines December 31, 2023

Stockport Hot Box

When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.

She really pissed me off. She's got one hell of a Stockport Hot Box coming her way.

by Stockport Hot Boxer February 23, 2024