ass smouchie

placeing ur bare ass on a persons face while they sleep-MC

Dakota gave Ben an ass smouchie last nite

by scruffy mc brown brown July 28, 2009

ass minor

the lower cheak that peeks out from under the wearers shorts, bathing suit, and or underwear.

she looks hot in that bathing suit but whats up with the ass minor hanging out the bottom

by twistednick December 25, 2009

Bayou Ass

Similar to Swamp Ass, but much more sweaty and uncomfortable.

Dude 1: "Damn, my ass is sweaty as hell and I have a monster wedgie."

Dude 2: "we call that Bayou Ass."

by BigMeech(larryhoover) January 3, 2011

Ass loader

When in desperate need of Sodimization, a light bulb is inserted in the anus to give the user a "Special" feeling.

Austin- Jared i Heard your an Ass loader

Jared- Shut up or ill fuck you up!

Austin- No Thank you

by BongMarley January 6, 2011

ass leach

Someone who is constantly inseparable from the another person's rectum.

Guy 1: That bobby guy is such an ass leach.

guy 2: Yeah, totally.

by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 13, 2011

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010