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Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.
“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”
by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020
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grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time
Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes
by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018
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Frank Eye

When you have had an aggressive session with your lady, so aggressive in fact that you have ruptured blood vessels in your eye.
Dad bang d mom so hard last night he got a Frank Eye.
by Mirzon June 29, 2022
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I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
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Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.
I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018
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side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying
You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye
by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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