Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

shes busy lil bro

If you get this she’s for the streets

Me: I miss u
Her: shes busy lil bro
This means someone is ON her

by I’m just that guy May 7, 2024

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

BRO

ur bad lol if u see this and BRO is used by me to be mad at u

COME ON BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO, BRO THAT IS STUPID

by thatsmartboinobodynotices May 20, 2021

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.

The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.

by mlhiss June 15, 2020

Bro G

An Original Bro.

See that dude with gray hair running the pong table? He's a bro g.

by Baneshaker September 2, 2021

Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024