Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

Word bro

A way for sick cunts to guarantee their word or integrity.

Hey cunt! That bud was fucking rank yeah.. word bro.

by Aussie Tweaker July 19, 2021

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

bro is majestic

When bro is kinda... Why is bro so pretty though? I swear I'm not gay...

Damn why he kinda... I mean. MHHmm (Clears throat). Bro is majestic. Yeah I'm secure (in my sexuality)

by olive10542 June 13, 2024

That’s the oranges, bro

The 2020 verison of “That’s the tea, sis”. Come on, people! Let’s get this trend going! New decade, new you. Peel me an orange= tell me. Juicy orange= hot gossip

Person 1: I just heard that Jessica and Aaron broke up!
Person 2: Ooh! That’s the oranges, bro.

by Ketchuptree January 7, 2020

Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

by teebrno January 26, 2024

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020