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Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.
Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
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Gavin Job

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job
"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"
by Dat Boi 999 May 6, 2024
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good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"
"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"
by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018
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Rhyl-Job

When your fart box is getting tongue punched while listening to the sweet tunes of finnlay k such as cherry or remedy. A portmanteau of the Welsh town of Rhyl and Rim-Job
She had the tongue of a welsh dragon when she dived down for that rhyl-job last night. You could hear my moans from Llanelli to Bangor
by Couple of bhunas July 7, 2025
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Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not
Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob
by HUPPPON October 17, 2021
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Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.
by NMLobokid September 24, 2016
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