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John

JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿
random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿
by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022
mugGet the Johnmug.

John Winter

What a John Winter
He's such a fuckign idiot
by Gay Joseph June 25, 2023
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John

Very outgoing person with a good personality but can be cocky at times. he is usually hard to get to know but is very fun when You do. He is or tries to be a ladies man and is not afraid to ask anyone out. He has little to no filter and says whatever he feels like not caring about the results. John overall is a pretty cool guy
by anonymous October 6, 2021
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John

A middle aged fat guy who spends his days unemployed, getting drunk, and making everyone around him feel awkward. Most likely divorced and his kids act like he doesn’t exist. He is probably single and trying to hit on women at the bar that he will never have a chance with, or remarried to the first loser who settled for him while still doing that. He is always asking friends or family for loans to buy stuff he can’t afford. He is commonly seen wearing a white t shirt at the lake, an oversized watch to keep up the false appearance of a lifestyle he doesn’t have, or driving an oversized truck/SUV he can’t afford. He acts like a corporate big shot and tries to strut around like he owns everything, but can barely make it 20 feet without gasping for dear life. Avoid John and guys like him unless you like losers who mistake their extra body mass for muscle.
“My husband is a dick to the kids, a dick to me, a dick to everyone, but without him I can’t have the house we can’t afford and will have to move back in with my mom.”

“Girl same! Looks like we both have a John. Oh well. Not many options when you’re a 50 year old single mom, but how else can we afford rent nowadays?”

“I went to order a drink from the bar and that fat guy got in my face, trying to flirt with me. His wife was talking to some friends a couple tables away.”

I see that guy in here every couple nights. Surprised the stool isn’t broken yet.”
by Make feather hat get fat February 5, 2024
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Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.
DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!
by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
mugGet the Floppy Johnsmug.

john

the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
mugGet the johnmug.

out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.
by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017
mugGet the out johnmug.

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