Anti nut girl

A girl who's allergic to nuts.

Shut you're "Anti Nut Girl" ass up.

by Whhhhh December 23, 2018

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Cross-dimensional nut

When you nut so hard you literaly break the barrier of space-time and cum into another dimension

Him: I don't need to use a condom
Her: But what if I get pregnant?
Him: Don't worry babe, I always have a cross-dimensional nut
Her brother: It's true!

by Fantabuloustasticness June 29, 2018

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

by Carotenuto June 9, 2018

numerous nut November

Instead of no nut november numerous nut november is to see how much you can nut in one month

Bro f@&k no nut november i’m doing numerous nut november

by myboi<><>isTHICk November 3, 2022