October 31

Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious

Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)

by Analsniffer69 October 30, 2019

October 31

Yo October 31 is boob grab day

Imma grab her boobs cuz it's October 31

by User123454321 October 30, 2019

October

The month that you don't kill until the 31st then you kill one third of the population on earth.

October is really boring we can't kill anyone until the 31st.

by Zach murder October 30, 2019

October 31

Hangout with your crush

Hey girl u kinda cute u also my crush on October 31

by Querna2133 October 30, 2019

October 31

It’s national act gay day this is your one chance to act like sister James Charles and not get looked at weird!

Boi1- Yo is October 31 boi2- sister your not kidding sister snatch!

by Toga cosplayer October 30, 2019

October 31

National tell your crush you like them day!

October 31 you HAVE to tell your crush you like them.

by I like Danny October 30, 2019

October 31

Wtf are you doing here it’s national Halloween day get your ass up and fuck a bitch at a party just make sure she’s drunk and not you

Today’s October 31!

by Bigdickbill October 30, 2019