Cross-dimensional nut

When you nut so hard you literaly break the barrier of space-time and cum into another dimension

Him: I don't need to use a condom
Her: But what if I get pregnant?
Him: Don't worry babe, I always have a cross-dimensional nut
Her brother: It's true!

by Fantabuloustasticness June 29, 2018

mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

busted a mean nut

When you bust a nut

Bro last night I busted a mean nut

by Frankffwsdfhgletr;lh,et;mhp'et April 26, 2017

Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.

I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...

by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017

Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 6, 2015