Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
Get the Jesus Juicemug. a fluid attainable when attending the birth of scooby doo and shaggy's love child. birth fluid, if you may.
hold on, wait, that's just my username.
nevermind.
hold on, wait, that's just my username.
nevermind.
by miss stank February 21, 2022
Get the scooby juicesmug. Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.
by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023
Get the Loser Juicemug. by Drallaby Drallabijo December 19, 2021
Get the Juicemug. by IDon'tDropTheSoap November 6, 2019
Get the OG Cow Juicemug. Any fantasy team, regardless of sport, managed by one POSD Justin Craig Ramirez from Pecos, Tx. Currently resides in Odessa, Tx and has no chance of winning any fantasy football championship for the foreseeable future.
by Slernie Bagernie September 27, 2021
Get the Dumpster Juicemug. The Fluids that come from a male member of the LGBT COMMUNITY, that contains saliva, groin area moisture, and occasionally internal body fluids, like semen.
There was a strong wind of Horny-Boy Juice coming from that car door.
Dude be neglecting to clean that car out.
Dude be neglecting to clean that car out.
by Cleaves Macomb LLC August 26, 2023
Get the Horny-Boy Juicemug.