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Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.
That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people
by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011
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dick-slap

To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep
I give a dick-slap for a blow job
by mik297 September 28, 2009
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Spear Dick

Verb;

known as "^"

1.An act of dominating an opponent.

2.to beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.

3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.

4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.

5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
"I spear dicked your mom so bad last night."

"The teacher spear dicked me on that project"

"Cross me again and I will spear dick the shit out of you"
by Jeff and Adrian November 16, 2011
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Dick Proenneke

He was born Richard Louis Proenneke in Iowa in 1916, and died in California in 2003. He is most famous for living alone in the Alaskan wilderness for over 30 years. He wrote quite a lot in his journals, which he donated to the American National Park System. His cabin and the rest of his homestead are now preserved as a National Historic Site.

He joined the armed forces right after Pearl Harbor, but didn't serve very long due to a series of injuries and illnesses. However, he was a mechanical genius, so he had little problem making a living both in Iowa and in Alaska.

He was a key player in calling for wilderness preservation during the late 70s and early 80s. The subject of the rather popular PBS program "One Man's Wilderness", which features his own footage from 1974 and more recent footage (ca. 1998), he's become a somewhat famous figure.
I saw that program about Dick Proenneke again last week, which inspired me to start reading his journals. He was quite the fellow!
by proenneke_fan June 28, 2007
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Dick Stick

Another name for a rifle grenade used in Call Of Duty: World At War.

Treyarch's version of the noob toob used on CoD 4.
Damnit! i just got killed with a Dick Stick!
by DP12691 March 30, 2009
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drippin dick

A term used to describe the unpleasant discharge caused by various sexually transmitted diseases afflicting the male genitalia. This phenomenon is typically the result of, but not limited to the contraction of: Gonorrhea and Chlamydia.
That dirty bitch gave me the drippin dick. Now every time I take a piss, it burns like hell.
by James A. L. January 23, 2007
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pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at
female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."
by triangle offense November 17, 2011
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