A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
by ma02rc February 27, 2025
Get the Trump's razormug. by urmom- February 26, 2022
Get the Trumpmug. When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet
by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017
Get the stumped by the trumpmug. Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
by fuckster_treaster January 6, 2021
Get the Trump terrorismmug. When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.
MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
by Thehazer May 24, 2024
Get the Trump Cardmug.