The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Hand Rebel

When a person is left handed but uses the right hand to masturbate.

You hand rebel, I like you.

by Flux Bitch May 5, 2016

hand slut

Someone who gives lots of hand jobs

She is such a hand slut

by Mr Rogers007 October 10, 2016

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

brown sugar hand

Fisting of the anus.

Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.

Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet

by Allen&Larry September 16, 2016

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016