Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

drip god

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens,also known as Gunna,or Young Gunna

drip is being dressed real good,and Gunna is the god at it
Example: "Gunna is the drip god,no cap"

by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022

God

Tony Hazelwood

Tony Is God

by SexMan5000000 December 8, 2022

god

light yagami

I worship God, Light Yagami

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

God

Darren Moore, the manager of Sheffield Wednesday

God is saving Sheffield Wednesday

by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber August 3, 2021

good morning and god bless

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.

Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.

by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022