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Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.
Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!
by Matt December 23, 2003
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B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.
Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)
by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010
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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
by l3ogroll October 17, 2009
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get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.
Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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suck my fat pussy, cunt

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.
Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"
by Cows are nice December 16, 2016
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Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastard

A dumb person who was once fat but is now skinny.
Guy 1: Danm, Billy lost hella weight ova tha summer.

Guy 2: I know tha skinny ass fat gay bastard.
by Regulata May 23, 2010
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