comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 02, 2013

poop poop poop

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3 heckling times!!! What is wrong with you!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!! Read a book. Lots of things you could be doing other than LOOKING UP RANDOM THINGS ON THIS WEIRD DICTIONARY!!!

“Poop poop poop” board guy
“AHHH WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!?!?” Guy walking his dog
“HE WILL KILL US WITH HIS BOREDOM!!!!!”worker
“RUNNNNN”

by March 16, 2021

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.

Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE

by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 April 20, 2018

Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people

A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?

by bsjsjshusbebebd October 19, 2021

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024