Skip to main content

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d
If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.
by Sexydimma May 30, 2017
mugGet the monkey bomb mug.

Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy
Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.
by Champ69 November 21, 2017
mugGet the Dirt monkey mug.

Porch Monkey

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.
by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018
mugGet the Porch Monkey mug.

Autistic monkey

A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isn’t that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.
“I tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkey
by Jeffmcjez June 27, 2021
mugGet the Autistic monkey mug.

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.
Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.
by Boo-G January 14, 2019
mugGet the Certificate monkey mug.

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube
by fecklord January 15, 2019
mugGet the monkey gangbang mug.

dyke monkey

damn yous a whole dyke monkey
by quifffana July 18, 2018
mugGet the dyke monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email