bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 02, 2024

burst job

A burst job is when you go down on a guy and he cums super quick and way more than you expected

Gimmie a Burst job

by CuriousGirl69 February 06, 2018

Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .

"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".

by Puppetfromvegas March 31, 2025

Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.

Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.

by mikethewizard August 06, 2018

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG February 13, 2016

gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off

i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.

by axsucker June 15, 2017