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left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014
mugGet the left handed scissormug.

Hands down

- I should've gone to bed earlier yesterday

- Hands down you should've
by anothergoodsamaritan August 12, 2025
mugGet the Hands downmug.

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
mugGet the Short Handmug.

Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
mugGet the Green-handedmug.

kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
by markhonci December 27, 2009
mugGet the kid-handmug.

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"
Ello mate, can I hand your cap?
by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022
mugGet the Hand your capmug.

hand bun

When you grab your partner’s hair in the form of a bun during oral.
I didn’t want to mess my girl’s hair so I put her hair in a hand bun
by PrimeRudan May 10, 2021
mugGet the hand bunmug.

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