Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

by anothergoodsamaritan August 12, 2025

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.
Kevin:.....
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.
Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
by markhonci December 27, 2009

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

by PrimeRudan May 10, 2021
