Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

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Fish

A member of society who doesn't know how to wash their vag so continuously smells like rotting fish.

Person 1: Ew Vanessa's such a fish
Person 2: God ikr. I heard she hasn't washed it for 3 years.

by yeedatfeetustus July 19, 2019

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Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

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resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.

John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.

by LA Star November 18, 2020

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Text messages sent out to random sluts in your sluttation in hopes that at least one will get back to you so you can get laid. Fishing lines can be sent out at the beginning of the night or drunken at 3 am.

J: Yo what are we gonna do tonight?
F: Well I'm throwin out some fishing lines right now. Hopefully one of these sluts gets back to me and we can just get drunk and slam em till 7 am.

by JoeDefinesThings June 14, 2011

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