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Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023
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Getting 9-11’d

When you are (non-consensually) in the proximity of two people having sexual intercourse without participating.
Getting 9-11’d:
Yea tracy walked in on Chris and Ashley macking at the party yesterday and got 9-11’d.

She’ll never forget.
by Randal Pivvers April 6, 2023
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Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.
Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.
by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025
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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.
My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.
by Doitallnight March 4, 2024
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MS&D

The acronym for "messy, stressy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......
I am feeling so MS&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just MS&D..
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
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D <3

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also
by L33yum May 8, 2023
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D m

d m
Sliding in her d m
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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