Ass-Slurper

One who engages in open-ass slurping

uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

fuckin ass

a common expression when you are extremely pissed off

"Dude did you bring the porn?"

"Ahh fuckin ass, no I didn't"

by jagman June 9, 2004

ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 1, 2003

muffin ass

A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.

"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg

by Gertz March 12, 2004

ass twinkies

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

ass hound

Someone who would prefer to chase hairy man ass than any other. Also can refer to someone who constantly makes a complete drunk disgrace of himself such as JZ. In both instances, the image of a dumbass dog, i.e. hound, sniffing his own shit and licking his own balls comes to mind.

As per every Saturday night, JZ's usual yelling and drunken nuisance left no doubt to the fact that he is an ass hound.

by Craig Rafa May 14, 2006