No shit devansh

When someone(retarded) tells something that is so wrong by his/her conspiracy theories

Devansh - in avengers 4 I think thanos will kill everyone and then stan lee will make a cameo as the one above all and restart the whole universe.

Me- no shit devansh

by Geto5 June 1, 2018

Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.

"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."

by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.

Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.

by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008

Shit Guard

A cup.

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.

by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009

sap shit

When your emotional AF...

Not to be on sum sap shit but I miss her/him

by therealzoreo November 4, 2017

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 November 7, 2008

Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.

Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.

by Elite neet May 14, 2011