The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."
"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
When you sit down on the toilet and all of your crap comes out of your butt in 1 solid peice in just under a minute.
" I hope when I go sit on the toilet , my favorite poopwill come out of my butt." 1 minute later... " Yaaa! I feel so much better all ready, and I can resume my activity or get back to work!"