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zombie poop 

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
zombie poop by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014
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Dog Poop Look 

When a dog (usually cute) squats down and looks directly at you while pooping
i walked my pet the other day. he he gave me the Dog Poop Look

snapchat poop 

When Felicia takes a Snapchat of herself shitting on the toilet
Guy 1: lol
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Felicia just Snapchat pooped me
snapchat poop by ThegreatBill April 28, 2017

Favorite Poop 

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your crap comes out of your butt in 1 solid peice in just under a minute.
" I hope when I go sit on the toilet , my favorite poopwill come out of my butt." 1 minute later... " Yaaa! I feel so much better all ready, and I can resume my activity or get back to work!"
The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)
Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!
tree poop by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019

Morning Poop 

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
Morning Poop by A price of shit October 20, 2019