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Poptimal  

1. Refers to the best or optimal pop-culture occurrence of a given time period; Usually relating to celebrities and public figures.

2. Conflation of the words “pop-culture” and “optimal”;

3. Having to do with, cited by, refering to the Internet pop-culture review site: www.poptimal.com.
Lindsay Lohan's alleged car chase and drug possession was the poptimal event of this year, or Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice's love child was the poptimal story in Jet Magazine last week.
Poptimal by zublaw August 30, 2007
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Pope bowling 

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier
- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"
Pope bowling by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010

popnoxious 

adjective; describes a song or artist of the pop genre. A song that is catchy and overplayed, or an artist whose music is this way.
This type of music get's extremely annoying, extremely fast.
Usually played by popular pop radio stations, and can be found on the iTunes Top 100.
Person 1: "Dude, this station plays so much Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. It's getting annoying."

Person 2: "Right? It's totally popnoxious."
popnoxious by Rachelelel December 25, 2010

Popeye's Certified 

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
Popeye's Certified by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011
The only country that survived after the grand war. Also a friend of Ratatupia (skeever land) (they make good ratatouille)
Mario: Dude remember what PopeQ did?
Someone else:Yea dude it was epic! It got the world back to life!

Poppy Nacker

Jess is spitting all that poppy nacker.
Poppy Nacker by James Mean February 18, 2020